Mutton – India Knight

muttonMutton is a free-standing sequel to Comfort and Joy (which I loved) though I only realised this once I started reading, as the publishers have completely neglected to include this information on the cover. This is a shame, because, although you could quite definitely read Mutton all on its own, it does contain Comfort and Joy spoilers, so if you want to read both you should definitely read them in the correct order.

Clara is still my BFF, or something like that. I like her a lot. The two of us have differing views on things like shoes (I’m more interested in comfort than looks) and makeup (I can hardly ever be bothered), but so do a lot of my real life friends. What Clara does have in common with me (I think) is what the cover calls «a healthy sense of what matters in life». But then Clara’s old friend Gaby moves in. Gaby is older than Clara but looks substantially younger. Because, of course, she has had «things done». And Clara, who has just discovered a frown taking root on her forehead, starts wondering whether, perhaps, she should get a few things done herself.

I’ve never been the sort of person who worried too much about how I look (hence the lack of interest in shoes and makeup), but I do see how a nip here, a tuck there and a little shot of Botox may seem quite tempting to people (we’re talking the subtle(ish), small alterations here, not full-on duck lips and scary expressionless faces). And it’s all very well to tell people to «grow old gracefully» as long as most actresses don’t look a day over thirty (even the ones that are supposed to be old) and women get laughed at for not dressing their age (as if, magically, at say, forty, we should stop liking to dress up and start preferring shapeless beige and navy dresses). And if you’re single, as both Clara and Gaby are, and would rather like to have sex with someone vaguely attractive (to you, definitions differ, obviously) occasionally, then living up to what society tells you is an attractive woman will of course seem massively more important.

So Clara worries a bit, but on the whole her outlook is that it is what it is and if you have to forego pasta forever in order to live up to the ideal, then perhaps it’s the ideal that’s wrong, rather than the pasta. But having Gaby in the house is unsettling, however, not all is hunky-dory with Gaby either:

For the first time since she re-entered my life, I feel properly sorry for Gaby, beautiful, gorgeous Gaby, pretendy Gaby, who has made herself a captive of her looks, who can never stop, who is never going to say, ‘Sod it, I’m nearly fifty, I think I’ll skip the daily punishment and the starvation regime and just do what I like. And if my arms sag a bit, then so what? I’ve had a good innings and it isn’t the end of the world.’ Instead here she is, snaffling down the Class As and trying to keep up with people she could realistically have given birth to. Kate would say it’s undignified, and at this very moment I’m inclined to agree.

(p. 82) They rattle along, and learn bits and pieces on the way, helped along by some of Clara’s other friends. At the same time, things are going on with Clara’s son Jack and his girlfriend Sky. Sky’s father is a successful fantasy writer, in the middle of writer’s block over his seventh novel, and is sent by his publishers in isolation to the outer Hebrides in the hope that this might help, so Sky is also a temporary lodger i Clara’s house. It turns out that Gaby is a complete fangirl when it comes to Sky’s dad’s books, and that provides both entertainment (being a bit of a fangirl myself, I chuckle over Gaby and Sky and their conversations filled with in-jokes and unintelligble gibberish – to an outsider like Clara) and plot twists.

The main focus of Mutton, though, is looks, whether to «fix» them and how to live with them. As such, I found Mutton less engaging than Comfort and Joy, simply because looks interest me far less than divorce (or Christmas). And some of the dilemmas seem quite foreign as well. Though one of the novel’s tenets is that far more peope have had «things done» than will readily admit it, I can’t help but feel that this might be true of middle-class-and-up London, but I somehow doubt it is true of Trondheim. I’d be rather surprised, in fact, if any of my friends had had «things done» (at least more drastic than a bit of teeth bleaching or such). Perhaps I’m naive, but it does make the novel’s main existential discussion seem even less relevant.

So, yes, I liked it. I read it cover to cover much more quickly than I generally read things nowadays (what with life happening and all), and I will probably get hold of India Knight’s next book the moment it hits the shelves (as usual). And I half-way wish the next one will be about Clara and her familiy, too, because I’d like to know what happens next. But, no, I didn’t love it.

I may have to reread Comfort and Joy come Christmas, though.

En man som heter Ove – Fredrik Backman

oveJeg hadde i grunn lyst til å lese om Ove alt etter det første blogginnlegget jeg leste om ham på en eller annen svensk bokblogg ganske kort tid etter at den kom ut. Men så var det det der med å komme seg så langt, da. Men nu, jävlar, nu.

Min pocketutgave forkynner «Årets roligaste bok!» på forsiden, og visst er den morsom. På et tidspunkt truet mannen med å hive den på grillen, siden jeg satt og fniste meg gjennom side etter side mens han forsøkte å lese sin egen bok. Men det er ikke det at den er morsom som gjør En mann som heter Ove så bra. Det vil si, det er selvsagt en del av det. Det at den er morsom, virkelig morsom, og det at en av grunnene til at den er morsom er en fantastisk lek med språket. Jeg måtte lese med penn for hånden, for jeg sliter med ikke å markere i margen når man blir servert slike perler: «Här ska minsann inga eldirektörer sitta och sko sig bara för att det har råkat bli lite årstid.»

Men det som gjør boka så bra er at det er plent umulig å ikke bli glad i Ove, selv om han er borettslagets skrekk og utad går Narvestad en høy gang. For Ove har en historie. Alle mennesker har selvsagt det, og Oves er kanskje ikke så spesiell, egentlig, men den forklarer en del om hvorfor han er som han er.

Boka starter i nåtid, Over 59 år og står opp kvart på seks hver morgen for å gå inspeksjonsrunde i nabolaget. Det er mye å irritere seg over i Oves verden, og visst, jeg ler, men jeg kan godt være ærlig å si at jeg delvis ler gjenkjennende. Særlig når man kommer til slike passasjer:

Ove blänger ut genom rutan. Sprätten joggar. Och det är inte det att joggning provocerar Ove, inte alls. Ove skiter väl i om folk joggar. Det är bara det att han inte begriper varför man måste göra en så stor affär av det. Ha de där självgoda leendena som om de var ute och botade lungemfysem. De går fort, eller springer låmgsamt, det är vad joggare gör. Det är en 40-årig mans sätt att tala om för världen att han för fasen inte kan göra någonting rätt. Och att dessutom behöva klä ut sig till en 12-årig rumänsk gymnast för att kunna göra det, ska det verkligen vara nödvändigt? Måste man se ut som OS-landslaget i rodel bara för att man ska ut och lufsa runt helt planlöst i trekvart?

(s. 18) Eller dette:

Den blonda lufsen nickar bara tillbaka med ett obeskrivligt harmonisk leende. Precis den där sortens leende som gör att hederligt folk bara vill slå buddhistmunkar i ansiktet, tänker Ove.

(s. 23) Det kan umulig være bare meg og Ove som reagerer sånn på harmoniske smil på ‘feil’ tidspunkt?

Eller kanskje det er det. Jeg har lenge hatt planer om å bli sint gammel kjerring og har allerede begynt å øve meg på å hytte med paraplyen. Dessuten minner Ove meg om min egen bestefar, i alle fall i den grad han var av en generasjon menn som viste følelser ved å fikse, bygge og reparere heller enn med fagre ord.

I alle fall. Det er mer ved Ove enn den sta gubben som skal ha alt på stell. Og av og til er det kanskje ikke så dumt å ville ha ting på stell, heller.

Jeg lo, som sagt. Ganske høyt noen ganger. Men rundt side 80 grein jeg som en unge, og de siste femten likeså. Bring Kleenex.

Ps. Boka er utgitt på norsk av Cappelen Damm nå i år, oversatt av Nina M. Due med tittelen En mann ved navn Ove.

A Discovery of Witches and Shadow of Night – Deborah Harkness

I purchased A Discovery of Witches for the Kindle last summer on the strength of a recommendation from a friend, and started the book while in hospital having labour induced at the end of August. I read around half before we were allowed home (mostly while waiting for the pills to take effect). Once we got home I had other things to read and since I hadn’t been entirely enthused I forgot all about A Discovery of Witches. Until about a month ago, when something brought it to mind and I decided I might as well finish the thing. So I did, and immediately purchased Shadow of Night and read that, too and then cursed because the final installment of the trilogy is not out yet. You could say I got more caught up in it now that I was then.

So why did I not care too much for it in August? Well, in a word: Vampires. I’ve never been a big fan, and the whole Twilight thing with sparkly vampires and abusive or at least unhealthy relationships has ruined what little interest I might once have shown. Not that I’ve read (or seen) Twilight, it just feels like I have because of the barrage of information about it from both fans and critics. Anyway, Matthew is, if not exactly sparkly, a little too shiny in the first half of the first book. Besides, the ‘tall, dark and handsome with a troubling past but a heart of gold’ thing is really not very inventive.

However, Diana, her untried and unpredictable powers and her penchant for history eventually hooked me, despite rather than because of the relationship with Matthew. Besides, the novel is teeming with interesting ‘supporting actors’. And yes, of course I am curious to see how it all ties together at the end – I sure hope it does.

Shadow of Night is the more interesting book if you’re into history, as Diana and Matthew go back to Elisabethan London. Harkness obviously knows her stuff, though she wreaks havoc with several real historical characters’ reputations (and that’s part of the fun). Having Kit Marlowe as a deamon makes perfect sense, for example. The tiny little historical details are the best, though, and I vastly enjoyed that part of the story.

However, and there is a big However – or more accurately: Several of them.

I still don’t feel engaged in the love story. I’m engaged in Diana’s happiness, so have to accept that Matthew may be part of that, but it’s a bit like seeing you best friend fall for a douchebag: A big part of me wants her to snap out of it (though I realise that’s an unlikely outcome considering the rest of the plot). That’s one big However.

The other, which is less of a narrative problem and more of a ‘perhaps this is too close to Twilight after all’ sort of social issue is that there really are some major skeletons in Matthew’s and the de Claremonts’ closets. Really major. There’s more than a bit of ‘I used to be a bad boy but you changed me’ meme going on. I don’t like it. It may be elegantly resolved in the third book, so I will suspend judgement.

So will I buy the third book the moment it is out? Probably. And then I’ll get back to you. In the meantime: If you like vampires that are almost sparkly, you might want to check this out, if not, this is probably not the book for you. I’m not sure it’s the book for me.

Ps. Bøkene gis ut på norsk av Pax, oversatt av Elisabet W. og Marius Middelthon. De to første har fått titlene Alle sjelers natt og Nattens skygge.

The Fault in Our Stars – John Green

green_starsI finished The Fault in Our Stars a month ago, and the reason I haven’t blogged about it is twofold. Firstly, my blogging energy has been engaged in another project, secondly, I haven’t been quite sure what to say about it, or even how I really feel about it.

Sure, it’s a lovely book. I even cried a little towards the end. But the hype got the better of me, I guess, because I was left feeling a little disappointed. I liked it, but I guess I didn’t really love it. Certainly not with the all encompassing love evident almost daily on my Tumblr dashboard.

So will I read more of John Green’s books? Probably. And I’ll keep The Fault in Our Stars around for the lasses’ enjoyment, perhaps reading it at 14 or so will be more of a life-changing event than reading it at almost 40.

Bad Science – Ben Goldacre

skattejakt-25I purchased Bad Science a while back (quite possibly as much as four years back) with the intention of reading it immediately. For some reason or another that didn’t happen, and it’s been hanging around on the shelf ever since. Now that I finally got around to it I’m very glad I did, and a little annoyed that I didn’t before.

Quite frankly, it’s brilliant. It should be mandatory reading, probably, as it would innoculate (ironically) most sensible people against falling for the more glaring whackery – and some of the not-so-glaring, too.

Goldacre has written what amounts to a textbook on scientific method, explaining by example how tests are supposed to work and how they quite frequently are mangled beyond belief. He also explains why important, but unspectacular results are frequently not published (that a given drug doesn NOT work is important, but it’s hardly exciting). And he teaches you how to tell a good science story in the news from a meaningless one (clue: the way numbers are reported, whether it seems to provide an easy solution to a complex problem and whether sources are referenced so that you could go and check them if you felt like it). Along the way he demonstrates that the human mind is mind-bogglingly strange (why clever people believe stupid things) and that its relationship with the body is even stranger (placebo).

I sure wish I could have read something like this when I was fifteen or so, it would have saved me reading about all the various religious and ‘New Age’ solutions to how the world works and wondering if there was something in it. I never really believed it, but I sure tried hard to convince myself about a few things, mostly religion. In the meantime I somehow grew up and decided I no longer needed a grand answer to life, the universe and everything (or rather a grand question, as we know the answer is in fact 42), and now I can smile in recognition at Goldacre’s waxing lyrical about photosyntesis and how our lungs work:

Like most things in the story the natural sciences can tell about the world, it’s all so beautiful, so gracefully simple, yet so rewardingly complex, so neatly connected – not to mention true –that I can’t even begin to imagine why anyone would ever want to believe some New Age ‘alternative’ nonsense instead. I would go so far as to say that even if we are all under the control of a benevolent God, and the whole of reality turns out to be down to some flaky spiritual ‘energy’ that only alternative therapists can truly harness, that’s still neither so interesting nor so graceful as the most basic stuff I was taught at school about how plants work.

(p. 117. This in response to various ‘alternative’ claims about things that will ‘really oxygenate your blood’ and such.)

Which isn’t to say I nodded in recognition to everything in this book, because it also told me a lot of stuff that I only vaguely knew or that was news to me. The bit about the placebo effect, for example, is fascinating. I mean, the placebo effect is fascinating, did you know it even works on animals? I need to read more about it! Also, the sections on how to read statistics were very helpful. I sort of want to do a statistics course at some point, because not getting things like ‘correcting for cluserting’ annoys me. Even if Ben Goldacre describes it this way:

This is done with clever maths which makes everyone’s head hurt.

(p. 265)

All in all, heartily recommended!

Postscript: Other sections are not so much illuminating as infuriating. I read the chapter on Matthias Rath – The doctor will sue you now – just before bedtime, and it made me so angry I could hardly sleep. A short summary (though it will probably make you angry, too, apologies for that): Rath, not satisfied with selling ‘alternative’ cures to stupid Europeans who ought to know better because they have access to education and information, has taken his ‘cures’ to South Africa and managed to worm his way in to the already disasterous government mindset that HIV is some sort of conspiracy cooked up by the west, that HIV doesn’t cause AIDS and besides the drugs are really poison meant to kill off all Africans. Better spend the money on Rath’s wonder cures. Selling snake-oil to the victims of the HIV epidemic is simply criminal and Rath, from what I can tell, ought to be brought before the International Court of Justice in Haag.

Smakebit på søndag: The Fault in our Stars

Jeg har lest ferdig Bad Science siden sist, jeg har bare ikke hatt tid til å skrive et ordentlig blogginnlegg om den (og den fortjener et ordentlig ett). Det kommer…

green_stars

Nå har jeg begynt på The Fault in our Stars, som den siste personen i verden føles det som. Jeg liker den så langt, men er ikke frelst ennå. At det er en og annen språklig perle her, derimot, er hevet over enhver tvil. Som dette, sitert ganske ofte, med god grunn:

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

(s. 124-125)

Flere smakebiter finner du hos Flukten fra virkeligheten.

Smakebit på søndag: Bad Science

Nå er det lenge siden jeg sist serverte en smakebit, men her er i alle fall et lite utdrag fra Ben Goldacres Bad Science.

skattejakt-25En del av Goldacres prosjekt er å forklare vitenskapsteori med eksempler fra det vi leser om i media – særlig medisin, både alternativ og etablert – for å gi leseren verktøy til å plukke fra hverandre dårlig vitenskap og dermed unngå å bli lurt. Følgende eksempel kommer fra ganske tidlig i boka og omhandler fuktighetskremer, der Goldacres poeng er at det faktisk er veldig få ting som egentlig hjelper huden bli hydrert og disse er såpass generelt kjent at selv den billigste fuktighetskremen inneholder alt du trenger. Det produsentene gjør for å kunne ta mer penger for produktet sitt eller kapre markedsandeler er å hive inn alle mulige merkelige ingredienser i et vagt håp om at de vil virke og pakke det hele inn i en kvasivitenskapelig sjargong.

(…) on any trip to the chemist (I recommend it) you can find a phenomenal array of magic ingredients on the market. Valmont Cellular DNA Complex is made from ‘specially treated salmon roe DNA’ (‘Unfortunately, smearing salmon on your face won’t have quite the same effect,’ said The Times in their review), but it’s spectacularly unlikely that DNA – a very large molecule indeed – would be absorbed by your skin, or indeed be any use for the synthetic activity happening in it, even if it was. You’re probably not short of the building blocks of DNA in your body. There’s a hell of a lot of it in there already.

Thinking it through, if salmon DNA was absorbed whole by your skin, then you would be absorbing alien, or rather fish, design blueprints into your cells – that is, the instructions for making fish cells, which might not be helpful for you as a human.

(s. 24) Her må man jo få lov til å påpeke at Goldacres innvendinger er så opplagte – hvordan skulle lakse-DNA kunne hjelpe huden min? – at vi må konkludere med at journalisten i The Times enten bare skrev av pressemeldingen fra produsenten uten overhode å absorbere informasjonen eller virkelig ikke har noen anelse om hva DNA er, bare at det høres vitenskapelig og flott ut.

Og nettopp medias framstilling av vitenskap, enten det er seriøs forskning eller kvasivitenskap fra kvakksalvere og andre som hovedsakelig er ute etter å tjene penger, er en av Goldacres ‘pet peeves’ som det heter på nynorsk. Og hvis du virkelig skjønner det han skriver blir det fort en av dine også, om det ikke var det fra før.

Her føles det passende å lenke til en kronikk i Aftenposten i går av Sunniva Rose: Skremmende at det er «greit» å skryte av hvor lite realfag man kan.

Flere smakebiter finner du hos Flukten fra virkeligheten.

World Poetry Day

Som de fleste sikkert har fått med seg nå er dagen i dag Verdens poesidag, i følge UNESCO.

En utmerket unnskyldning for å dele et dikt. Egentlig hadde jeg tenkt å dele et på engelsk fra en bok som heter The King of Twist, men den er sporløst forsvunnet just nu, så da blir det i stedet norsk og Trond Botnen. Han er en av mine absolutte favoritter, og jeg fatter ikke hvorfor de to diktsamlingene hans kun er tilgjengelig fra antikvariater. Egentlig burde de være allemannseie, men der er vel kanskje ikke resten av verden helt på bølgelengde med meg (altså, poesi som allemannseie?). Nåja.

Siden det snart er påske og jeg sikkert ikke er alene om å ha tenkt meg en tur over svenskegrensa i løpet av påskeferien synes jeg det kunne passe med dette, fra Nattordbok (1970):

Reisen til Sverige
ble ikke som planlagt

selv om vi fulgte
alle veier, brosjyrer
gode råd
førte bilen lengsels-
og forventningsfullt
gjennom et
brunt og grått og grønt
og tåket landskap
da vi kom til grensen

lå ikke
Sverige
der mer

Doktor Proktor og det store gullrøveriet – Jo Nesbø

proktor_gullrøveriJo Nesbø leverer igjen med Doktor Proktor og det store gullrøveriet, men skuddet sitter ikke så sikkert som tidligere. Etter min mening er dette den dårligste Doktor Proktor-boka. Men den er fortsatt veldig, veldig bra.

Norges banks gullbeholdning (en hel gullbarre) blir stjålet, og det bare en uke før Verdensbanken skal komme på inspeksjon. Dersom det blir oppdaget at gullet er borte vil Norge bli kastet ut i økonomisk krise. Kongen gjør det eneste rette og tilkaller Bulle, Lise og Doktor Proktor. Ferden går til London, og dere har våre tre helter flere helt utrolige eventyr før de – selvsagt – løser oppdraget og redder Norge fra katastrofen.

Jeg vet ikke helt hvorfor det ikke fungerte optimalt denne gangen. Kanskje er tanken på økonomisk kollaps litt for abstrakt til å fungere som trussel? Det burde selvsagt ikke være slik, særlig siden jeg visstnok er voksen nok til å forstå konsekvensen av noe sånt, men jeg fikk ikke den store trusselfølelsen her. Nåja. Morsomt er det. Spenningskurven er bra, om ikke toppen er like høy som i de tidligere bøkene. Krumspringene, både handlingsmessig og språkmessig er der i hopetall, og mye av det er skrevet for voksne, selv om jeg ikke tviler på at ungene synes det hele er storveis også. Selv setter jeg pris på et godt (og ofte også et ikke fullt så godt, noen kaller meg lettmort) ordspill, så jeg flirer høyt av slike ting som dette:

Riktignok var Rublov verdens rikeste mann, rikere enn Olav Kron, Steinrik Hagen og Skillinge Røkke til sammen.

Kan media fluksens begynne å omtale de relevante herrer med deres nye kallenavn, please? Som den anglofil jeg er setter jeg selvsagt også pris på puber som heter ‘Løven, Hamsteret Og Den Ganske Skjeve Oksekjerra Til Herr Woomblenut Som Pleide Å Selge Rugøl Borte På Gamlemølla’.

Snart på tide å teste første boka som høytlesing for seksåringen, kanskje?

London – Edward Rutherfurd

london_edward_rutherfurdI’m finally done! And the reason it took so long is really none of Rutherfurd’s fault (well, except in writing such a thick book, though I’ve read worse), but simply because life, really.

Anyway, I liked it. I felt I learned quite a bit, which is nice, though I must admit my head is not made for remembering dates, so I got confused several times and had to search backwards to a page with a date on it. Several people on Goodreads have complained that since it spans such a lot of time and events there is no time to get to know the characters, but I found that to be a minor problem – and I do tend to dislike being rushed on to a new set of characters just when I’ve gotten interested in the present set. This is why I’m not a major fan of short-stories. But Rutherfurd’s trick is to stick to a few families, and to give them somewhat hereditary traits – not just physical, but also of temperament – so that one the whole you can tell from the name of a character whether he/she will be a «hero», a «villain» or someone bumbling but generally well-meaning for example. Well, towards the end the families intermarry and intermingle and it all gets somewhat complicated, but by then I was hooked anyway, and there was still a sense of «I will root for you since your grandfather was so nice» or perhaps «I will root for you since your father was so shitty».

I had one small, but niggling quarrel with the book, though. I may have mentioned that I’ve learnt pretty much all the history I know from novels, which makes this a perfect fit. And more than anything, I love the little daily-life details. The «how a Roman forged coins», for example. Interesting stuff, I tell you. But I need to trust the author, I need to believe he (or she) knows what he (or she) is talking about. And therefore passages such as this one throws me:

But Dame Barnikel was happiest of all when she was brewing ale, and sometimes she would let young Ducket watch her. Having bought the malt – «it’s dried barley,» she explained – from the quays, she would mill it up in the little brewhouse loft. The crushed malt would fall into a great vat which she topped up with water from a huge copper kettle. After germinating, this brew was cooled in throughs, before being poured into another vat.

(Page 524) Except barley (or any grain) won’t germinate after it’s been milled. In fact, «malt» isn’t dried barley, it’s barley that has germinated and is then dried, and there is a crucial difference. «Dried barley» is just a grain whereas the germination means the «malt» is bursting with sugars which is what the yeast later feeds on in the process that actually makes alchohol. What happens after you mill is quite rightly that you add hot water to the «coarse flour» (called «grist»), but that water is meant to extract the sugars (and partly set off enzymes that convert even more of the starches into sugars to be extracted, if you want to get really technical) in a process called mashing.

And I know it’s a very, very small detail and not at all important to the story, but it grates, and it makes me wonder where else he’s tripped up and which details I now think I’ve learnt turn out to be less than accurate.

But let’s return to happier thoughts, because I really did like the book, and end with a quote which is really a much better representation of Rutherfurd’s skill:

And so with confidence he could give his children these two important lessons: «Be loyal to the king.» And perhaps profounder still: «It seems that God has chosen us. Be humble.»

By which, of course, he really meant: be proud.

(Page 787)