Last night I was opening the bathroom door and putting my foot foreward in order to enter, unfortunately I was obviously a bit out of synch, at least I managed to hit the edge of the door with some force with my foot. As a result, it now feels like one of my toes is broken. I don’t suppose it actually is, in fact, I suppose it would hurt more if it were, but dammit, it hurts now! It was allright this morning, but now that I’ve had to walk on it (“Sorry, I can’t come in to work, I’ve hurt my toe”), it’s aching constantly.
Whine.
Whine. Whine. Whine.
Whine.
Voice in my head: Stevie Wonder – For Once in My Life