This is the sort of thing my husband reads aloud to me in the evening

A woman is driving alone across country when she sees a Navajo woman standing by the side of the road.  Since she is lonely for some company, she stops and asks the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.  The Navajo woman gets in the car without a word.  After a few minutes the driver notices that the Navajo woman has been observing everything in the car, still without speaking a word.

Finally the Navajo woman speaks.  She says “what’s in paper bag?”  The woman, looking down at a brown paper bag on the console next to her responds, “It’s a really good bottle of wine and I got for my husband.”

The Navajo woman thinks for a moment and responds….”Good trade.”