Dr. Dolittle

It’s the animal this or that

1. Cats or dogs?
Cats, if I have to chose. I like dogs, too, though.

2. Butterflies or birds?
Flutterbies. Or birds. Or maybe flutterbies. Or Birds. I don’t know.

3. Horses or cows?
Horses. Despite the fact that I love milk, I find it hard to get “into” cows. I want to go riding.

4. Turtles or snakes?
Sssssssnakes.

5. Frogs or grasshoppers?
Frogs! Frogs are cool. I was supposed to specialise in amphibians when I was still planning to study biology. Yucky grasshoppers.

6. Lions or tigers?
Tigers. I must stick to my own kind.

7. Elephants or mice?
Eh? Elephants, I guess.

8. Porcupines or aardvarks?
Both.

9. Unicorns or dragons?
Used to be unicorns, then I grew up. I want a dragon!

10. Thought-provoking question of the week: You live in a rather dumpy apartment. A friend offers you a chance to be a roommate at a new place s/he is moving into, but they don’t allow pets. You have a pet. Do you find your pet a new home and take the new place, or do you keep your pet and stay put?
Depends on the pet (a hamster would be more likely to end up in a new home than a dog, for example). Depends on the apartment (how dumpy?). I’d probably pass on the apartment and look for something else where I could keep the pet (whatever it is).

Voice in my head: (aargh, back to) ABBA (though now singing) Take a chance on me