What with all this socialising and meeting actual real people out in the real world, I feel the need to reaffirm my status as a geek. Does the fact that this cracks me up help?
This font walks into a bar.
Barman hits him and says:
“We don’t serve your type in here…”
So he called the serif.
(Originally found in the comments at not so soft, it has been hanging around in my notepad draft file for a week or two. I laugh every time I read it.)
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, by the way. A pint at the Dubliner would be in order, however, I suspect I am not the only person to have that idea today, and I’m not in a state to deal well with crowds, not even genial, Guiness-drinking crowds. If I could think of someone who’d come and have a pint with me on short notice, I may change my mind, however.
Voice in my head: Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow – “I put your picture away”