No, that’s not blasphemy, that’s a heartfelt prayer.
I just found a link to these. Horses in heels. With tutus. Oh, how I hope they bomb like a piano falling from the fourth floor and are eradicated from the realm of toys – and advertising – before the lass grows old enough to start wanting things.
Horses in heels. *shakes head despondently*
I’ll take a few Disney princesses any day.