Sure

I am 27% evil.

I try to stay away from evil deeds but succumb to temptation every once in a while. I’m not quite on my way to hell but I certainly have some explaining to do.

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I am 7% Tool.

Yes! I am a smart person! I have a right to laugh at those losers that try to make themselves look cool because I know better. They are all just insecure pricks anyway.

Are you a tool? find out at Hilowitz.com

(Via M, who’s gone all verbose on us all of a sudden…)