Thort-week Thursday

Thort? Not here.

1. If you emigrated to, let’s say, Spain, with the intent of staying there, how long do you think it would be before you started speaking Spanish in the home?
It probably wouldn’t take long before Spanish got mixed in with the Norwegian and English I already speak at home, but I don’t think I’d ever speak Spanish instead of Norwegian, only in addition to.

2. If you were magically named President of the country, under what circumstances would you consider it acceptable to lie to the public?
None. Ok, so there might be circumstances where a lie by omission would be acceptable in order to avoid mass hysteria, but not many.

3. If you were completely deaf, except for one hour a week, what would you want to hear during that hour?
My favourite music. Waves crashing on the beach.

Tricky stuff

Now that we’ve started going to the Oslo Scottish Country Dance Group, is this what I should be wearing, I wonder? This whole Martin’s-in-a-kilt-now-what-am-I-supposed-to-wear-to-look-somewhat-coordinated thing is tricky. I think a visit to a proper outfitter in Scotland might be in order, even if it’s just to get advice rather than shop…

And if I am to wear a ‘kilted skirt’ (which is – apparently – what you should call it if it’s for women rather than men) – how do I deal with the fact that I can’t wear wool next to the skin? Can I line it or will that ruin the cut?

Voice in my head: Stevie Wonder – For Once in my Life

Inkblots

Interesting inkblot test, via Melissa’s archives

Robin, your subconscious mind is driven most by Imagination.

You have a deep desire to use ideas to change the world around you. This drive influences you far more than you may realize on a conscious level.

You love to brainstorm and imagine new possibilities. The world is a fuller, richer place because you can contribute new ideas to any experience. Your natural curiosity inspires those around you and encourages them to come up with ideas they wouldn’t have discovered without your help.

Jeg fant, jeg fant!

Jeg rydder. Det var forresten en overdrivelse, det jeg gjør er nemlig å dra fram alt som er rundt og under senga, riste støv av det, støvsuge, og så legge alt tilbake. Det blir jo ikke akkurat ryddig av det, men forhåpentligvis blir det enklere å finne frem f.eks. kofferten min uten å få nyseanfall…

Men altså. Jeg fant, jeg fant! For her er en eske med masse papir og oppi den ligger MAs* kartbok over skandinavia! Hurra! Jeg visste jeg hadde den noe sted!

(Går for å lete etter flere skatter.)


* Motorførernes avholdsforbund, ja. Ikke meg som er med der, selvsagt. Jeg hverken kjører bil eller er avholds så fint lite poeng ville det vært i det, nei. Men bestefar er og han har altså gitt meg kartboka siden han får ny hvert år.

Censorship and such

The Monday Mission on a Tuesday…

1. The North Carolina Press Photographers Association (NCPPA) recently took back a photographer’s three awards when it was learned that he had digitally altered some photos. I use PhotoShop or other digital editing tools all the time on my photographs. I never thought that was wrong. Do you think it is “unethical” for newspaper photographers to use PhotoShop to alter the images they capture? Should journalists be held to a higher standard?
I don’t think it’s wrong to alter images in Photoshop, but I do think that that makes it something other than a straight “photograph”. It’s a different sort of art entirely. And in press photography, where do you draw the line? Is it ok to remove the offending lamp-post which blocks the view? Well, is it then also ok to remove Trotsky from the photograph altogether?

2. On the flip-side of journalistic integrity, several newspapers are choosing not to run the Sept. 7 edition of “Doonesbury” because it mentions masturbation. I just don’t care for Doonesbury anymore, but it made me wonder how much progress we’ve really made as a society. Is masturbation a bad thing? Even in the times in which we live, is it something that can’t be spoken of still? And just for grins, do you really believe people who say they’ve never done that?
To start with the last question: No. It’s not a bad thing, though, is it? (In fact, I think it’s quite a good thing, and especially… but I digress.) However, I guess it’s still one of the great taboos – most people feel profoundly uncomfortable talking about masturbation. Not necessarily from a belief that it’s wrong, I don’t think. Personally I wouldn’t really discuss it – you won’t find me sitting round sharing tips on technique with my friends – but then you wouldn’t generally find me sitting discussing sex with them either, to me there’s not much of a difference (well, there’s a difference in doing, obviously, just not in talking about. Oh, you know what I mean…)

But censoring a cartoon for mentioning it is just silly.

3. If you had the power to be the Webmaster Almighty, what one thing would you eliminate entirely from the World Wide Web?
Child pornography.

4.Did you grow up in the same town when you were young, or did your parents move around a lot? How do you think that impacted your life? Has it had any affects on your adult life?
We moved about a bit. Until I was four we lived in Oslo, we then lived in Hamar for 11 years with a one-year break when we stayed in The Gambia. When I was sixteen we moved to Trondheim, which is what I mean when I say I’m going “home” for the weekend.

I’ve continued the trend myself, though, having lived both in Denmark and England in addition to Trondheim and Oslo since I moved out.

I think the moves were good to some extent. It made me unafraid of change and self-reliant to a larger degree than I would probably have been otherwise – I’m not really scared of facing a completely new place with completely uknown people all on my own.

It’s also given me constant homesickness, but I can live with that.

5. Who deserves to be called a Liar to their face? What would you say to them to publicly humiliate them? (“Liar, liar, pants on fire…”
Most politicians. Not to mention names, but a guy whose last name starts with B and ends with ush springs to mind. And that other bloke. Blair, was it?

6. How do you picture Heaven?
“I’ve always imagined heaven to be some sort of library.” Jorge Luis Borges and I agree on that, at least.

7. Who do you hope to meet in the afterlife?
Oscar Wilde. Jane Austen. Shakespeare. Do I need to go on?

Voices in my head: Travelling Wilburys – Handle me with Care

Meet the parents

Well, that was an interesting weekend…

It was well after six by the time we got out of Oslo on Thursday, so it was late (just short of 1 am, in fact) by the time we arrived in Trondheim. My parents were sound asleep – just as well, really, I was way too sleepy to want to sit down and talk or anything – so we went quietly to bed.

Friday morning my father walked around the kitchen in his slippers and woke us (well, me, anyway), the kitchen being just above the guest bedroom. He was gone by the time we got up, though – he had a meeting in Oslo, ironically. Still, got up pretty early, said hi to my mother before she went off to work and then lazed around the house for a bit before heading in to town to have a copy of the cabin key cut and have a wander.

It’s actually been three years or so since I was last in Trondheim when there was no snow – it’s been Christmases mostly – so a walk around town was nice. We did manage to get the key cut, which means we can now go up to the cabin for a weekend – unfortunately we don’t actually have any free weekends before late October, so the idea of testing the canakk (a cross between a canoe and a kayakk) might have to be shelved. Anyway, we headed back to my parents’ where I proceeded to attempt to ignore Martin for the rest of the afternoon in order to scan as many slides as I could (yes, yes, you’ll get to see some).

We were invited to a friend of Martin’s for dinner, so we kept my parents company while they had theirs with just a glass of wine (oh, ok, so I was hungry so I ate all the cartilage off the chicken legs they were discarding – mmm, cartilage…). We even managed to get out the bottles of whisky we’d brought (two bottles of whisky isn’t excessive for a weekend, surely?), so that they could try them.

If you’re going to aquire a boyfriend I suggest you make sure that not only can he cook himself, but that he has friends who actually enjoy making gourmet dinners. How’s this: Home made creamed mushroom soup for starters, steak (perfectly cooked) for the main course, followed by banana fritters and home made ice cream once we could manage another bite? Mmmm. Oh, and the company was nice, too. Lucky gal, me.

We had a reasonably lazy Saturday morning – I scanned some more slides (yes, yes, I know, they’re coming) and we had breakfast in plenum – we then waved goodbye to my parents and set off for Hitra. My turn to be slightly apprehensive about being ‘introduced’… Well, apart from a few flutters of nervousness just as we approached the house, it all went swimmingly. Not that there was any reason to suppose that his family would all be horrible, but it was pleasant to find them charming, nonetheless. Any awkwardness there might have been was prevented by the presence of Martin’s almost-two-years-old nephew – he drew the attention away from me most of the time which was fine with me.

Hitra, of course, is lovely. Most of the Norwegian coast is, in fact, but that doesn’t make this particular part any less beautiful. More advice on aquiring a boyfriend, therefore: Make sure his family has a house in some spot where you really wouldn’t mind spending a lot of time. And if your own family has a cabin/summerhouse/whatever, make sure his is in as different a landscape as possible, then you’ll both get the best of both worlds.

So: Coffee and home-made buns with home-made jam for “lunch”. A drive round the islands on Saturday afternoon. A stop by the house His father’s family comes from and a warm welcome and a cup of coffee from His aunts. Deer tame enough to wait around until I had changed the lens on my camera. A little sunshine and a little rain. Pizza made in heaven for dinner. A couple of bottles of Weston’s cider because He had been thoughtful enough to suggest we bring some. A drowsy evening in front of the telly with His arm around me. Going to bed together and waking up together. Another lazy morning. A walk around the neighbourhood in the sunshine, breathing in the fresh sea air. Leaning on the jetty watching cod, crab and sea urchin (and getting hungry). Dinner at lunchtime, so good I stuffed myself and then found out there was dessert.

And then a long drive home to Oslo which didn’t really seem all that long at all.

In fact, the worst part of the weekend was arriving back in Oslo.

As I said: Lucky gal, me.

A few days late…

It’s not Friday, unfortunately…

1. Are you going to school this year?
Not really, no. I’m sort of working on a doctorate, but it’s not exactly progressing very quickly and it doesn’t involve going to classes anyway. I suppose I ought to register, though, to get the student discounts…

2. If no, when did you graduate?
I got my Masters degree in the autumn of 1998.

3. What were your favorite school subjects?
Arts. And once I got to ‘high school’: English.

4. What were your least favorite school subjects?
Maths. I found maths really easy for years and so it was excruciatingly boring to sit through maths class – by the time it actually got challenging (somewhere around the age of 18) I had lost all interest. Pity, really.

5. Have you ever had a favorite teacher? Why was he/she a favorite?
Hm. Well, I liked my English teachers at IB, because they were interested in their subject and made us feel they were interested in us learning for the sake of learing rather than for the sake of passing exams.